The Best Part of Waking Up

Kudos to the enterprising high school student in Chamblee, Georgia, who switched the daily morning news videotape produced by Chamblee High news class students and instead treated classrooms of bleary-eyed, half-awake students to hard-core pornography. It seems that in the 20 or so seconds that the media specialist left the A/V room unattended to turn on the video feed to the rest of the school, a clever wag made the switch-and voilà, good morning, Ron Jeremy!

Now if that won't get you off (no pun intended) to an interesting start, I don't know what will. Wait, perhaps I do: in the absence of early-morning porn, there's nothing like being lectured by your toilet in a stern, Germanic voice. Just one more step in the continued emasculation of the male gender.