Lock Up Your Daughters

It seems that lately the President has been getting his ideas on the medical profession from David Cronenberg rather than that genial Dr. C. Everett Koop of Web site fame. It's times like these that I'm glad all I have to do is turn my head and cough. (Windows Media Player required, and turn up your sound even if you're at work. It's not embarrassing, I promise— except to Dubya.)

Of course, maybe it's just not the fairer sex who should be frightened to live in today's America, for it seems that Shrub is planning to turn the full resources of the government against us all.