Norman? Stop Groping that Woman! Norman!!

In a less deadly but perhaps no less psychotic turn on the archetypal Tony Perkins role, a West Virginia man has developed a novel strategy for indulging his penchant for feeling boobies. Posing as his own mother, man places ad in paper seeking home health workers to change her retarded adult son's diapers. Women respond to ad. Man, dressed as his own mother, interviews and hires two of the women. Women report for work. Man, now drooling and clad only in his nappies, proceeds to fondle their breasts while they change his diaper.

Who said American ingenuity was dead?