Officer, Is That Your Night Stick?

Only in San Francisco could two law-enforcement officers star in a porn film and not lose their jobs. You can say what you want about that place; it still rocks. The two officers took a star turn in "Bus Stop Whores," an adult film circulating on the Internet that I suspect probably didn't conform to the official guidelines for police department film production in San Fran. Quoth the San Francisco Chronicle:

In one scene, the 29-year-old [Officer Kelly] Francisco -- who goes by the name Mira in the video -- solicits a sex act for $500. She and [Officer Daryl] Watts, 27, then vigorously proceed to demonstrate a variety of full cavity search techniques not found in the standard police manual.

Jessica Cutler, if that book deal falls through, go here: SFPD Recruitment Drive.